With My Mother TWU Graduation 2006
I can hold my nose with my lips when underwater. So can my sister.
I can cook just about anything...except divinity.
I have a crooked toe that was broken in a fit of anger...it always makes my mom laugh.
I cannot wear hats because my head is too big.
I once buried a lot of money in Mom-Maw's yard...but forgot exactly where I buried it.
I eloped when I was 18...and would do it all over again.
I can sing...I try to make my mom harmonize and pretend that we're The Judds.
I have severe tunnel vision.
Speaking of vision, I am 20/300 in my right eye and 20/200 in my left eye.
I have never had a cavity.
I am as mean as a snake when it comes to defending my kids.
I love Jesus.
I read until I physically cannot hold my eyes open any longer.
I love Cathy and Heathcliff, Scarlett & Rhett, and Bud & Sissy.
I despise housework.
I have a green thumb.
My best friend is 83 years old.
I have very bad eating habits.
I am obsessed with music.
I love the smell of Barnes & Noble, new purses, and my mother.
I am the worst disciplinarian on the face of the earth.
I know far too much about what's going on in Hollywood.
I heart anything or anyone British...God save the Queen!
I don't do confrontation...so I just walk away.
My kids would say I'm cool...Daddio would say I'm nuts.
I fell asleep by a pool when I was 15, and
I have the scars to prove it.
I buried my feet in the sand when I was 32, and
I have the scars to prove it.
I have been in multiple serious car accidents, and
I have the scars to prove it.
Life is short. The line is long.